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The Perfect Wife Company
When a Husband Wants to 'Romance' His Wife in a Fun, Clever Way...
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$2.75
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The Perfect Wife Company
The Perfect Wife Company Product Billing
A quick, fun, and unusual way to romance your wife! Husband, how about placing this product billing from The Perfect Wife Company somewhere where your wife will find it, giggle, and feel extremely treasured by you?!
The "company" uses the byline Perfect Wives for Imperfect Husbands.
Notice the description of the wife you ordered (and got in your wife). She is to be laughing, smiling, catering to YOUR needs and desires, etc. Notice that the price for your wife is one million dollars....That is why we are including automatically, a simulated one million dollar bill (size, colors, imagery, feel all mimic actual American currency, or an emailed one to use immediately with the certificate).
You may either order the certificate and million dollar bill emailed together, certificate emailed and simulated million dollar bill shipped, or BOTH shipped together via your choice of shipping method.
Place them together, someplace your wife will discover and watch her reaction! Clever romance...yes, a very romantic idea! Priceless!!!
Your Choice Presentation/Shipping Method:
Certificate and million dollar bill emailed together
Certificate emailed, million dollar bill shipped
Certificate and bill shipped together via USPS Ground (4-6 business days) No tracking available.
Certificate and bill shipped together via USPS Priority (2-3 business days) Tracking included.
Certificate and bill shipped together via USPS Express (1-2 days guaranteed) Tracking included.
If emailed, completed and emailed usually within 20 minutes to one hour.
Emailed worldwide.
Same-day shipping (if having shipped), if ordered before 3pm, Eastern Time.
Shipped USPS.
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Features
- Certificate is Suitable for Framing
- Accompanied by an Included One-Million Dollar Bill
- Clever, Fun Romance!
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All Prices in US Dollars
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