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'Wanted Poster' Love Certificate
When a Love Certificate is the Best Way to Express Romance...
| Million-Dollar Romance! |
$4.50 Reg.
$2.75 SALE
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'Wanted Poster' Love Certificate
This is a fun, sassy, sexy way to let your husband or wife know that you completely delight in his or her kisses! You simply CANNOT get enough of them!
AUTOMATICALLY UPON PURCHASE, A FULL-SIZED SIMULATED ONE-MILLION DOLLAR BILL (LOOKS REAL!!!) WILL BE MAILED FIRST CLASS POSTAGE TO YOU! WAIT FOR IT TO ARRIVE, THEN PLACE IT WITH THE LOVE CERTIFICATE FOR YOUR HUSBAND OR WIFE TO FIND!
Certificate Reads:
WANTED
[Chalk outline picture here]
(Photo of Last Crime Scene)
________________ (name of recipient)
AKA. ‘The Million-Dollar Kisser’
Crime Description:
This infamous criminal (who has eluded the authorities for many, many years), has the notorious reputation of giving the most incredibly delicious and sensual kisses that leave the victim defenseless against further attacks.
WARNING!
Do NOT try to subdue this criminal single-handedly. This hardcore felon is armed and dangerous with the most powerful and potent kisses that have the ability to render the victim helpless to fend off further sensual and sexual advances.
For your own safety, follow prescribed course of action in the presence of this person:
OPTION #1: "Lay down that money and take your kiss like the love-whipped puppy you are!"
OPTION #2: "Better pay the money and get that kiss while you can!"
OPTION #3: "Are you crazy?! Pay the money and get the kiss!"
OPTION #4: (Your own message)
Posted by: ____________ (name of giver), Captain of the ‘Marital Love Police’
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Your Choice of Presentation/Shipping Method:
Personalized & emailed to you (pdf format)
Personalized, Printed, Shipped USPS Ground (4-6 business days) No tracking available.
Personalized, Printed, Shipped USPS Priority (2-3 business days) Tracking included.
Personalized, Printed, Shipped USPS Express (1-2 days guaranteed) Tracking included.
If having this certificate personalized and emailed, you can expect to receive it in approximately 30 minutes or less.
When purchasing this certificate, please thoroughly fill out ORDER INFORMATION block below.
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Features
- 8-1/2" x 11" Certificate
- Personalized Name of Recipient
- Personalized Name of Giver
- Comes with Simulated One-Million-Dollar Bill
- Sexy, Sassy Love Certificate Romance!
- Fully Customizable
- Great Romantic Gesture from One Spouse to Another!
- Fun, Unexpected Sexy Romance!
See Also
All Prices in US Dollars
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